nevver:

God save the Queen

eatsleepdraw:

‘California Dreaming of a New York Nightmare’

8”x10” Acrylic and Ink on Card Stock with Baggies

Really love it.

imwithkanye:

The Fresh Prince of Wales. Prince Charles tried his hand at spinning a few records on Tuesday during a visit to Toronto. Just look at his face! [daily mail] 

When is he spinning in NYC?! I hear DJ Pr!nz Chaz drops the illest beats!!!!

cool.

Seriously, that seems like a waste of resources.

HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD A 1990s ANEURYSM.

Isn’t there a lyric somewhere buried in this piece of musical treasure to the effect of “cutting my thighs with a hack saw?”

Man, the 90s were great. Look at all those guys being super awks at that party.

UPDATE: I found the actual lyrics 

Let me take this awkward saw/And run it against your thighs/Cut some flesh away

Poetry.

sesamestreet:

We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!

FIRST OF ALL: I have no idea why I was not following the Sesame Street tumblr until just now.

Secondly: WTF is a potty time with Elmo app

Lastly: That gif is too freakin’ cute. I can’t even deal with it.

utnereader:

nevver:

How Common Is Your Birthday?

Guess humans have a mating season after all.

I thought October 1st was less common :-(

Rachel rides an extraordinary car into battle. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to force octopi to freeze in place and she can confuse the emotions of a foe, however only against a bison. Rachel has a stupendous massive subterranean lair, but doing so drains her skill at crafting for six seconds. She developed the talent to skim the memories of others and she has been known to become camouflaged. Lamentably, Rachel takes harm from exposure to air.

From the Random Superhero Generator